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— wtf is this, alms?

Open toplevels of random scenarios! These are not limited to first recipient so feel free to tag something if it piques your interest.

wanna tweak the premise? why not.

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Gabriel ][ Any Universe ][ this isn't his fault, ok?

[trumpeted]

A lot of people wouldn't get in an elevator with this guy. Some people don't care, but, well. Who knows why you did- maybe you don't care. Maybe waiting for the next seemed too rude. Maybe you just got somewhere special to be.

The first couple of floors are fine and dandy, the elevator smoothly gliding skywards-- and then it shudders to a slow halt, the grinding shriek of metal on metal echoing once before it stops totally.

The guy in the elevator shrugs, totally unbothered.

"Not my fault," he says unnecessarily. In case you were wondering.