Fried food can kill me. A mugger can kill me. You're not so special down here.

[trumpeted]

[ n a m e ; ]	Gabriel (formerly the archangel)
[ c a n o n ; ]	The Prophecy films
[ g a m e ; ]	Bein' weird @ teleios

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][ ACTION SPAM SPEED DATING ][

[trumpeted]

[Why are you here? It doesn't matter. Maybe you're genuinely trying to get back out there in the dating scene; maybe you have a friend who dragged you along for moral support, and you're embarrassed to be in this bar. Maybe you don't know why you're here; maybe there's some ineffable compulsion. Maybe it's divine will. 

Or maybe not. 

Why is he here? Maybe he likes meeting people. Maybe it's just a pleasant, warm place to while away the time with free potato chips, and maybe he's charmed the waitress into coming him a drink or two.  Or maybe it's divine will.  

Whatever is going on, here are the facts: you are at a speed dating event, somewhere, somewhen.  And across the table is this fellow:] 



[Your move.] 

voicemail~

[justamessenger]

Hey Gabe? It's Dulcie. You don't think you could give me a little tiny bit of a hand maybe?