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gaвrιel ([personal profile] trumpeted) wrote in [community profile] what_wings_dare 2014-03-27 01:40 pm (UTC)

][ ACTION SPAM SPEED DATING ][


[Why are you here? It doesn't matter. Maybe you're genuinely trying to get back out there in the dating scene; maybe you have a friend who dragged you along for moral support, and you're embarrassed to be in this bar. Maybe you don't know why you're here; maybe there's some ineffable compulsion. Maybe it's divine will. 

Or maybe not. 

Why is he here? Maybe he likes meeting people. Maybe it's just a pleasant, warm place to while away the time with free potato chips, and maybe he's charmed the waitress into coming him a drink or two.  Or maybe it's divine will.  

Whatever is going on, here are the facts: you are at a speed dating event, somewhere, somewhen.  And across the table is this fellow:]
 



[Your move.] 

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